Active Jokes
Jokes Home Link Exchange Privacy Policy Contact Us Link To Us

Site Last Updated:
January 22, 2018



Jokes Categories
  Submit a Joke
  Random Joke
  Most Funny Jokes
  The Newest Jokes
  Adult Jokes
  Clean Jokes
  Animal Jokes
  Bar Jokes
  Blonde Jokes
  Children Jokes
  Computer Jokes
  Dirty Jokes
  Gender Jokes
  Lawyer Jokes
  Military Jokes
  Miscellaneous Jokes
  Occasions Jokes
  Occupation Jokes
  Political Jokes
  Religious Jokes
  Sports Jokes
  Workplace Jokes

Other Resources
  Free Stuff Sites
  Games Sites
  Interesting Sites
  Jokes Sites

The Newest Jokes



Biting Breasts (Adult)
Current Rating: 7.13


Rate This Joke:
10 
TerribleHilarious

An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old man... "Costs too much!"



Previous Joke :: In The Newest Jokes :: Next Joke




Like This Site?
Subscribe RSS Feed
Bookmark Active Jokes
Make us your Homepage




©Copyright 2005 - 2018, ActiveJokes.com, Presented by: Low Hang Wei