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Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ”quickie”, only you do it yourself.

Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married.

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

Q. What’s the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A. They don’t have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don’t stop for directions.

Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.

Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.




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